(Rant warning ahead!) It’s a football game! Can we just have the game without all the hoopla? And no more than four talking heads. Two in the booth and one on either sideline. Make sure they understand the game, and that they only talk about things relevant to the game. And do not let their talking, or the commercials, cut off the opening seconds of plays! (This concludes the rant.)
The next day should be treated like New Year’s Day. Happy year of the dragon, btw. And may Trump’s partisan prosecutor roast in he11 for the hit job on Biden this morning…
I gotta admit, i have no team I am even remotely interested in playing in the big game this year. (Grew up a Chargers fan in San Diego and grew into a Bears fan during my years in Chicago.) On the plus side, pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training in a few weeks!!!! And, of course, hockey season continues, (Go ’Hawks!)
From the latest DMZ, the duo are conversing about the possible repercussions in the nation if the Supreme Court upholds Colorado and Maine omission of trumpster fire from the ballot:
Ted to Stanti: “I mean do you think there will be civil conflict or do think there will be random assassinations?”
Stanti: “I think you’d see armed Maga people attacking polling places, burning them to the ground, shooting people who are there. It will get violent and ugly, and, I mean, I hate to sound Ted Rallish, but you can’t blame them. You’re effectively saying you cannot vote.”
Football! Yeah! Hike, run, get walloped. Hike, run, get walloped again and again. Hike, run, throw the ball up for grabs—-catch it and get walloped—-again. Hike! Kick the ball. Now it is the other side’s turn to be walloped for doing the very same thing. The events get bloody. Blood Lust to almost the nth degree. Macho Men in uniform drag. I will be taken severally to task for my personal view. That I expect; however, as we leave the sweltering locker room (jungle), we can hear the moans and groans of the losers—-some to live to return for more of the same.
RobinHood 10 months ago
And Chicken Wings, Pizza, And Beer
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
I…like BB, will tune in at the later half of the game. Until then I MIGHT flip over to see the commercials!
sergioandrade Premium Member 10 months ago
There is this one house in my neighborhood that puts up inflatable football players for Superbowl Sunday.
uhohlol 10 months ago
God help all of the wingless chickens running around.
Doctor Toon 10 months ago
I stock overnight for a grocery store
I’ve said for years we should get holiday pay because we work that whole week like there’s a holiday coming
If the home team is playing its much bigger, I’m 60 miles from Denver so that’s not a problem this year
Ignatz Premium Member 10 months ago
I know this is shocking, but I haven’t watched it in years, and don’t even know who’s playing.
Jonathan Schwartz on WNYC used to do an all-baseball show on Super Bowl Sunday. That was good.
fritzoid Premium Member 10 months ago
Oh yeah? If it’s not a national holiday then why are the banks closed and there’s no mail?
DangerMan 10 months ago
The idiocy is having it on a Sunday. So all the people who partied hearty all day have to get up the next morning and go to work all hung over.
danielmkimmel 10 months ago
Is there some sort of sports event coming up?
ajr58(1) 10 months ago
(Rant warning ahead!) It’s a football game! Can we just have the game without all the hoopla? And no more than four talking heads. Two in the booth and one on either sideline. Make sure they understand the game, and that they only talk about things relevant to the game. And do not let their talking, or the commercials, cut off the opening seconds of plays! (This concludes the rant.)
William Robbins Premium Member 10 months ago
The next day should be treated like New Year’s Day. Happy year of the dragon, btw. And may Trump’s partisan prosecutor roast in he11 for the hit job on Biden this morning…
Scott Stantis creator 10 months ago
I gotta admit, i have no team I am even remotely interested in playing in the big game this year. (Grew up a Chargers fan in San Diego and grew into a Bears fan during my years in Chicago.) On the plus side, pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training in a few weeks!!!! And, of course, hockey season continues, (Go ’Hawks!)
rossevrymn 10 months ago
From the latest DMZ, the duo are conversing about the possible repercussions in the nation if the Supreme Court upholds Colorado and Maine omission of trumpster fire from the ballot:
Ted to Stanti: “I mean do you think there will be civil conflict or do think there will be random assassinations?”
Stanti: “I think you’d see armed Maga people attacking polling places, burning them to the ground, shooting people who are there. It will get violent and ugly, and, I mean, I hate to sound Ted Rallish, but you can’t blame them. You’re effectively saying you cannot vote.”
" Kat" Premium Member 10 months ago
Football! Yeah! Hike, run, get walloped. Hike, run, get walloped again and again. Hike, run, throw the ball up for grabs—-catch it and get walloped—-again. Hike! Kick the ball. Now it is the other side’s turn to be walloped for doing the very same thing. The events get bloody. Blood Lust to almost the nth degree. Macho Men in uniform drag. I will be taken severally to task for my personal view. That I expect; however, as we leave the sweltering locker room (jungle), we can hear the moans and groans of the losers—-some to live to return for more of the same.