To bad that is wasn’t a flying dinosaur, so he would know what it’s like to be hit by a real turd!
I would give the dog a bowl of antifreeze and let him chill out.
there’s no cure for stupidity. there’s a shortage of it and people are standing in line to get there fair share.
What goes in must come out.
He needs Rotor Rooter instead of a vet and flush those troubles down the drain.
I wonder if they will use bonded paper?
What if it had been a fart and the neighbor smelled it.
If you step in it barefoot and it’s warm when it mushes between your toes , you know it’s fresh.
There’s no such thing as gravity, the earth sucks.
Once you admit you have a problem, then the healing process can begin.
To bad that is wasn’t a flying dinosaur, so he would know what it’s like to be hit by a real turd!