Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for February 07, 2022

Unfortunately there is a certain politician who keeps palming me with his hands.

If you think that M&Ms are sexy, what are you doing with them?

This whole story was incredibly strange, even in the strangeness of the past few years.

evidently “newscaster” found m&ms in high heels sexy…i wonder what Walter Cronkite would say

Does she still melt in your mouth?

Didn’t green M&Ms make you horny?

BOO HISS….woke is winning….people caving….

the real crime is expecting women to wear high heels – because men said so

Of course, were she to “bend and snap,” instant chocolate mess.

https://youtu.be/Y6ppuzAlYOs — number begins around 4:30

Mr. Wiggly: The last panel, looking surprised at seeing candy that talks! And has a gender! It’s a sick world we live in folks

Mr. Wiggly: The last panel looking surprised. Candy that talks? Candy with a gender? What’s goin’ on here?