Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 24, 2025

Not to worry. You’ll definitely be allowed, maybe ever required to eat something called cake.

And if you value your and you family’s well being, you better not call it anything but cake.

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Mussolini’s trains did not run on time or anywhere close to it. Anyone who reported the trains’ being late was eliminated.

It’s time honored technique. Magats love it.

the wealthy Romans you to throw free bread to the poor to keep them from rising up

Viva la revolution!!

The tRump Administration will be the wealthiest ever in our history. The rest of us will be down and out broke from his ‘Super recession’.

“He can do whatever the hell he wants,” said Trump, enviously, about Putin’s presidential powers.

Trump will now show Putin what real presidential powers is all about. And f*_k you all if you don’t like it. You big useless gaggle of pu**y citizenry*.

*millionaires and above not included. And how do you expect the USA to have more multi-billionaires than the next best country if you tax the rich, huh? THINK, morons.

Pardon me but, be careful – there may be a file in that cake.

Coming in poor and going out wealthy is much worse for us.

There is no cake.

I bought eggs Tuesday, and the price seemed about the same as it was a few weeks ago, last time I bought them. I didn’t need gas since I’d filled up on Saturday, but I did drive past the gas station. Gas was up 20¢ per gallon since Saturday.

So when does all this Greatness start?

Republicans are sponsoring a bill to allow him to run for a THIRD term…but if the bill passes, it would also mean Obama can run again too