Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for February 05, 2025

Let’s pray he stays black-out drunk on the job. We’ll be safer that way.

All of the vile disgusting things Trump has done in his life — and continues to do — magats will claim that each and every one of them “didn’t happen” or was justified by some kind of mental gymnastics or by something some Democrat/libtard did.

And they admire every one of those vile disgusting things.

Bone spurs — really,really smart

Pressuring for the execution of the central park 5 — Those People, who cares?

Defrauding people of their life savings — again, smart. Their own fault anyway.

Housing discrimination — again Those People, who cares?

Tax evasion, over and over — again, really really smart. Everyone else does it or wishes he could.

Contractors whose businesses, or sometimes lives, he destroyed — their own fault for dealing with him.

Busting into teen girls’ dressing rooms — harmless fun. or something.

Giving top secret information to Putin — aw c’mon Putin is a good guy and a savvy genius.

“I moved on her like a b!tch” — Golly, what an Alpha Male.

Committed sexual assault — Golly, what an Alpha Male.

Adultery with every wife — Golly, what an Alpha Male.

Paying off porn stars to affect election — didn’t happen because the judge was not Eileen Cannon.

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Magats admire every one of those and anything else not yet named.

Please reference the sources of these claims that prove they are accurate. Otherwise it can be taken as left-wing propaganda.

the biggler orange clown(POS) trump only hires the BEST (POS)

Everyone of the incompetents will get in by intimidations and or bribes. Disgusting POS’s!

That punchline made me laugh. That’s a good one

It’s just a shame that his boss never got the chance to introduce Pete to his old buddy, Jeffery Epstien.

More like a screw U.S.A. hire.

On the bright side, he will not be driving

… until someone yells the magic words … “You’re Fired!”

More like a “DUH” hire.

ba dum tss

Biggest joke of all “Merit based hires” Only

Mr. Wiggly: He’s in the 1st panel, on the far-right *(not that kinda far-right) waiting his turn ta get his “slurp-a-cup”.