Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 25, 2015

Dave’s not here.

Doing noting is under-rated.It is, more often than not, the correct response.

Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?

There’s three of us Dave’s in my department. That button gets pushed a lot.

I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.

Wow, he must be lazy to the cortex.

Ha trouble thinking of a subject for your cartoon today, Dave? Actually, this is cute.

I got the ‘stuff],Dave open the door. Whatta you mean Dave’s not here,man. I’m Dave.Dave is not here,man.

Works for me.

Probably why he is a cartoonist.

Presumably, Dave will now go and turn on the TV.