Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 14, 2015
Transcript:
Jenny gave me her number... So I called 867-5309 but I got Jessie's girl... You know... Eileen. I'm thinking: bizarre love triangle? So I asked her for a date. She said beat it. So I said, come on, Eileen!... Don't you want me? Sigh, those West End girls... Another one bites the dust
bikamper over 9 years ago
Groan. My wife would say, “Too punny”.
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Do they still make Tab?
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Later in life this guy will be singing: I Drink Alone….yeah with nobody else……
Totalloser Premium Member over 9 years ago
the way he is dressed and drinking a TAB , he might be looking for an East End Boy
cobraman7594 over 9 years ago
That was the greatest use of 80’s hit songs in a comic strip I’ve seen all day. Well done, Whamond!
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
Jenny took a ride.
Tigdi over 9 years ago
You never heard, “Jenny, Jenny (967-5309)” by Tommy Tutone? Wow, it was a huge hit.
meillered over 9 years ago
The Tab is a good touch.
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Great comic! Great songs! – even squirrel’s.
Intergalactic Hussy over 9 years ago
All day I’m going to be singing, “I was working as a waittress in a cocktail bar…that much is true…”
mavsrcheap over 9 years ago
Never heard of any of these “songs” except “Beat It” and “Don’t you want me”. Be interesting to know if anyone living 300 years from now would have heard of any of these songs. “Twinkle little Star” is 300 years old. But, it was written by a genius.
James Hopkins over 9 years ago
I’m surprised he isn’t wearing his sunglasses at night. I hope Eileen takes his broken wings and learns to fly again; that’s what I like about her.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 9 years ago
Thanks a lot for the High School Flash-Backs!
Now I gotta go find my mix-tapes! (And my Walkman!)
Arianne over 9 years ago
Arianne over 9 years ago
I want my MTV! A Flock of Seagulls
bmonk over 9 years ago
Wait until he sees Stacy’s mom!
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
Meet me at the Love Shack.
tracybsmith over 9 years ago
Oh lord….. I know ’em all!! lol!!
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Durn! they want more for that stuff than Beer? Are they crazy?