Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 06, 2016
March 05, 2016
March 07, 2016
Transcript:
Nursery Rhyme Conspiracy Theories It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk... You hungry? Humpty was dead before he hit the ground... Why is it that things in nursery rhymes tend to come in3s? It's the work of the world's banks in the New World order: The big bad Wolf blew down his own house and was later charged with insurance fraud. Same thing happened to the 3 lil pigs down the lane... So that's weird... The cow jumping over the moon was not faked. But unfortunately, she burned up on re-entry: but boy, did it smell absolutely delicious...
Once upon a time there were three squirrels who ran the world banks…
Or if you prefer:“Four little squirrels hunting acorns in a tree.One fell down, and now there are three!”