Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 05, 2016

“…courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.”

“…courage to buy a good wine, and wisdom to know the difference between high prices and fancy labels and a good wine for a reasonable price.”

Frontal lobotomy or bottle in front of me?

Thank you Tom Waits!!!

Do you have difficulty soothing yourself on the inside?

I don’t get it….

Mr. Snerd’s ancestor?

Can’t be OCD, the top part of the brain isn’t the same on both sides. Here… let me… fix that… for you… THERE! Now you have OCD.

It bears mentioning that I don’t have OCD, I have a condition called CDO. It’s similar, but the letters are alphabetized, it just feels calmer to me that way.

Obsessive-compulsive or compulsive-obsessive? Who cares, and how does she make that determination? “You say tomayto, and I say tomahto.”

It looks like a whole roast chicken, pretty close….

Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer….

occasional cow dung OCD

@cathybowersThank you for explaining. It was driving me crazy! Uh-oh, maybe I have OCD..?

Did it work?