Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 09, 2018

I’ll give you a like, Dave. Hopefully, others will join me during the day.

So many of the jokes were unintentional. But they died none the less.

What, no Elephant jokes?

Old jokes never die, they just fade a w a y.

Old jokes never die, they just retire to Garfield’s strip.

Why did the lame joke cross the road?

How many jokes does it take to change a light bulb?

And, if they are a pun they go straight to ****

Is Dave trying to kill off Ralph? A while back he sent him to Hades several times, now he sends him to Heaven (or maybe Purgatory).

Hey … Pull my finger. (F@rt jokes not only die … they smell bad, too.)

Like the one about the Slav who joined the Treetops comic strip? He was Shoe Polish.