Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 02, 2019

Something to say, Ralph?

But if you just go through with the dinner, your doubts may turn to certainties.

I thought people dated for the free food?

Dinner and a reprove-ye…

Ralph gave her a “blanc” stare and then finished her glass of chardonnay.

I have grave reservations about anyone who goes on blind dates.

Unfortunately, her reservations are at a different restaurant.

Gotta love the English language!

One night stands ain’t what they used to be.

Maître-D: (Icily) Do you have reservations, sir?

Me: Yes, but we decided to give the place a shot anyway.

Snobby wench!!!