Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 06, 2020

Maybe she will give,Ralph a little taste.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING AT WORK ???? GO HOME !!!!

Mmmmmmmm, smile juice!

It was a very good drawer.

Drinking on the job.

Mmm. Not strong enough for a sanitizer.

Channeling her inner Lou Grant?

I would, however, be a bit nervous if it was a bottle of Chainti.

Wine doesn’t last that long once opened. She needs to get to work -- drinking. Sanitize her innards.

Don’t give her access to the blanc checks.

The pinot was noir to be found.

The good stuff is in the top drawer.

I’ve never been an office drinker. Biggest regret of my career.

Pop at Oak Ridge, Tennessee during WWII noticed his hidden whiskey level dropping and decided to refill it in the men’s room. (As told to my older brother and relayed to me 20+ years later.)