I had a boss we swore poured whiskey on his cornflakes…
We had to be careful if we ever got into a conversation with him… If we inhaled the whiskey fumes from his mouth… we’d be over the limit to drive his lorries…
Pray tell WHO made up these rules about when you can consume alcohol? Some teetotaler I imagine from a time before people truly understood the term ‘rights’.
“ You know your an alcoholic if you set the alarm to wake up and take a drink at 3 am”. The alcoholic’s response: “ But, people wake up early to go fishing!”
Leojim over 4 years ago
Shhhhhhh!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now THAT is a Reality Check.
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
Damn your Vulcan logic!
A Common 'tator over 4 years ago
I had a boss we swore poured whiskey on his cornflakes…
We had to be careful if we ever got into a conversation with him… If we inhaled the whiskey fumes from his mouth… we’d be over the limit to drive his lorries…
P51Strega over 4 years ago
OK. it’s not 5:00 ANYWHERE. It is 5:49 somewhere, though.
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
“The beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad,So I had one more for dessert.”
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
No. On a “flat Earth” it’s 5:00 p.m. everywhere.
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
“I told myself that I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself”…
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
The TV just told me I should add a cold Silver Bullet to my breakfast routine.
formathe over 4 years ago
Pray tell WHO made up these rules about when you can consume alcohol? Some teetotaler I imagine from a time before people truly understood the term ‘rights’.
jscarff57 Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s okay, I’m not driving…
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s not the first thing if it is a continuation of last night.. strategic drinking is what is needed at this time.
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
“ You know your an alcoholic if you set the alarm to wake up and take a drink at 3 am”. The alcoholic’s response: “ But, people wake up early to go fishing!”
katzenbooks45 over 4 years ago
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start early in the morning.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Just got home from golfing and frustrated that the greens are a foot deep.
Mariah13 over 4 years ago
Or you’re a pirate.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Oh no, Ralph’s been framed.
saltylife16 over 4 years ago
He must have had a few drinks when he propose.