Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 25, 2020

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    Ralph Sr?

    But yeah, they always ask you when you can do nothing but nod or say mmmppphh….mmmmm….phyn

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Have you noticed the servers always time it to ask you how it is when you’re mouth is full?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just give him a thumbs up …. or down.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Kind of a personal question… isn’t it?

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    A Common 'tator  over 4 years ago

    The French do the same… they wait until you mouth’s full before greeting you with “Bon appétit”… When you try to politely respond, you end-up spraying your food everywhere… Been there, done that, and my T-shirt carried the brunt of it…

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Protect your nuts, men.

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    backyardcowboy  over 4 years ago

    “Hello. My name is Ralph, I’ll be your waiter and you won’t see me until it’s time to leave the check.”

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So the rule is … no Ralph when the ’toon features his friends and/or family?

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    zerotvus  over 4 years ago

    i aint touching this one with a ten foot pole……..

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pairing nuts with a rosé? I would’ve gone with a nice Riesling.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    It’s a buffet and the waiter is testing to see if Ralph is trying to take out for later.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Same as your dentist trying to have a conversation while she/he has both hands in your mouth along with a lot of machinery.

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    formathe  over 4 years ago

    This does not bother me as much as when the server drops off the bill and you don’t see him/her for another 15 minutes with the payment machine. That’s why I love Olive Garden in the US. Payment machine at every table. I’m done and I want to pay and leave immediately.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Ralph has a nutorious reputation.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    Waitstaff 101

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    70440758 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Deliberate. Your mouth full = less able/likely to complain.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    I like mixed nuts.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    “Mmmfff!”

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    Is this waiter a dentist in training?

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Do you have a light? OK, outdated, I know, but..

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    Send in a hamster to mess with the waiter. The hamster will look like that with its pouches full, but should be able to verbally attack the waiter.

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    JasonBall  over 4 years ago

    Creative!

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