Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 18, 2020

Deep.

Ralph’s very philosophical today.

I think, therefore I dont even have an iphone.

Is your memory half full, half empty or clouded?

What a philoso-phony!

Didn’t Nietzsche also say “iPod is dead”?

Whatever phone calls don’t kill me, make me stronger.

Reply hazy, try again.

Zombies really are REAL!

Like the first time at The Grand Canyon, it takes time and concentration to see the 9th circle of Dante’s inferno.

I just rented an apartment from Apple. It’s my new iPad.

“Cell” by Stephen King

Hey, I can quit any time I want to! Oh oh, I got a message. Facebook’s calling me, I must assimilate.