Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 12, 2020

It would be Karen, wouldn’t it?

Twins!

Were they smuggling aliens across the border?

Sigourney

That’s nothing. In the cartoon I drew…

Florida Man vs. Karen. Who ya got?

Also……

The luncheonette scene from Spaceballs?

Well, she IS double breasted.

Because I can! Bwaaahahahahaha

I see another sequel – Alien Twins!

Sue her for alienation of affections.

T’was the way God made them, made up for making them from spare parts.

I’m more worried wondering why Ralph’s claws haven’t punctured the speech balloon…

Keep complaining, dude. She’s going to want to speak to your manager.

No idea what this is about!

She just wanted to make it a double.

I’m fairly grossed out here. I WAS going to eat lunch.

Apparently, attempting to be non-competitive is an alien thought, to her.