Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 19, 2020

I’m not sure which one is creepier.

Chucky must’ve snitched a lot then

Elf on the shelf is creepier than Chuckie

Elf on the shelf is older than any of us here!

Elf on the Shelf dates back to 1984.

Will Elf on the Shelf get Chucked?

Blackmailers don’t snitch unless the victim won’t pay up.

And Chuckie’s comment is a sad statement on today’s urban crime issues. Those that live in those areas are only hurting themselves.

Hell hath no fairy like a Chucky scorned. Hi, I’m just here to eat the cookies and fruitcake.

Elf on the Shelf is the true evil in the room. Shamelessly embracing Big Brother in the guise of unbridled consumerism. Long live the Proletariat!

Look who admitted it. He shouldn’t have said Tiffany’s boobs are fake.

They’re both pretty creepy…

Coronavirus started showing up in December of 2019. Maybe Elf on the Shelf was the original spreader.