Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 24, 2021

“The Movies That Stare At Goats…”

They must all be the Myotonic variety.

You never really know if the film was scary or just boring…or if the drinks and snacks were bad

Goats milk it for everything they got….

The theater must be in Tennessee, home of the fainting Goats.

Let me give you a tip… try showing cow flicks.

Bobkiss!

Drinking goat’s milk makes me feel like a kid.

It is worth it for the free popcorn refill.

Good grief, this place smells like an ol’ goat, get some Glade or sumptin.

A couple of them look hoof-baked.

In Illinois, they don’t have scary movies. They just put the Chicago Crime rate and Governor’s Budget up on a big screen. And it isn’t just goats fainting!

Usher: “These crowds really get my goat!”

Am I the only one that doesn’t get this one?

Oh yes, I remember it well, four old guys who have to put up with the ghost of Alice Krige.

Bleeding = No bleating … (just fainting) …!

A theater that serves beer. I might go back to the theater again.

goats go to movies because they want to die in a funier way not by us

I ain’t afraid of no goats!

Are they all Capricorns?

Where is that video of the goat that sounds like he is screaming?