Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 23, 2021

It’s the last straw.

Which witch is which?

The old homonym pun

GROOOAANNN

Ralph’s all decked out.

Is there a quidditch match taking place nearby?

Then there was the Witch who lived all her life at the beach. She was a Sand-Witch.

Mother-in-laws…..

Apparently she does not read Broomhilda.

I’m wearing the best brand of hearing aid made.

Oh really? What kind is it?

It’s 2:30…

LOL!…..love it! Ralph plans on trick or treating this Halloween!

“It’s a spooky time of year with witch people casting spells.”

“I don’t know, which people casting spells??”

“Exactly. And don’t forget werewolves.”

“Yikes! Where wolves, and where people casting spells?”

“No, witch people casting spells.”

“I don’t care which people, I want to know where people casting spells, so I can avoid them.”

“Werewolves.”

“I don’t know where wolves, but I want to avoid them too. Which wolves are you talking about”

“No, where wolves, witch people casting spells”

“You know what, lets forget about wolves and people casting spells, I wanna go home and hide under the bed.”

Let me try that again. Who are the people causing a run on brooms?

Witch people.

Yes. Who are they?

No. Who are the people the Grinch stole Christmas from.

Huh? I don’t know who and I don’t care about that. What are the ones in this group called that are causing the run?

When Handy Andy disappoints.

Very punny !!

Bah dum TIsshhhhhh!

Broom Hoarders Be Loco!

No brooms

No service …!