Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 31, 2022

And visit the gift shop.

Enjoy your temporary visit. Things might get a little HOT where you’re headed next.

Maybe that should be a “quest” book?

Could you lose your heavenly residence if you argued with God?

Yes, guest. Afterall, you’ll be soon headed to your true destination down below.

Heaven… Now hiring foreign workers

You mean I’m going baaaaaak?

We’d appreciate your completing the “Rate Your Visit” survey. But first, an email we inundate with promotions, causes, and value for selling our contact list.

Use an alias in case you hook up with an angel.

Oh, oh, back to the New Testament Fine Print….

Reminds me of Clapton’s Tears In Heaven … (be strong and carry on … because you know you don’t belong) ….

Limbo ?

God humor.

He’s going back—to Earth for his 733rd reincarnation.

WHOA!