Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 11, 2022

That could land you in a pickle.

And that golden yellow… It’s a dye job!

You can’t trust the egg salad. He was nice enough once, but I’m pretty sure he’s turned.

Time to check into the Mayo-Clinic…

The others don’t understand him, so he stays with No Yolks and Silk.

It’s store-brand margarine: “I can’t believe it’s not ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’”

I guess the orange got thrown out.

The celery is stalking someone in there.

And you can’t trust the Russian dressing.

I’m afraid there may be a lot more butter around than we’re being led to believe (paraphrasing Alice Tinker [the brilliant Emma Chambers] on The Vicar of Dibley):

https://youtu.be/37ficiqoE6U

Kinda reminds me of the Old Larson comic (The Far Side) of two milk cartons robbing a bank. Caption was “When milk goes bad”.

That purple jar must be Tommy Chong with the purple haze…

I thought it was “they”.

https://www.google.com/search?q=not+butter+meme

Yes, better living through chemistry.

Cheese it … it’s the rots …!

If you think it’s butter but it snot it’s Chiffon.

Now you run the risk of being whisked.