Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 06, 2022

Every day is sucker day.

Tentaclely they’re technicals … I mean … Technically they’re tentacles.

Officially they’ve been declared LEGS by scientists. Or arms . . . I forget which.

Ralph should be a Gym Squirrel not a Gym Rat.

Ralph is a gym rat? LOL

At least they’re not bear arms. Though he has every right.

A gym membership costs you an arm and a leg these days, so it’s natural to be confused which is which.

8 arms. 8 arms. The British are coming.

All of this begs the question “Why isn’t October the 8th month?” Glad you asked … the old Roman calendar started in March & October WAS the 8th month … until 153 BCE, when the old Roman senate decided to start the new year in January … ergo, Oct, Nov, & Dec. (8, 9, 10) became (10, 11, 12) …!

( now you can go forth and populate …! )

I’ve been accused of being an octopus by many a woman.

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs;

Is them things arms or is they legs?

I marvel at you, Octopus,

If I was you, I’d call me Us

I don’t like octopi, but I do love calamari (breaded and cooked).

I bet they give great hugs.

He does have the advantage of being able to spot for himself when he lifts.

It doesn’t matter – they are interchangable. You octopuses have got it made!

No wonder octopus and calamari tentacles can be tough.