Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 18, 2023

His attitude couldn’t be any rasher.

Nothing better than smoked bacon.

Eat me.

More like Smoked bacon.

Oooh, he’s gonna fry for that.

WOW, Bacon flavored cigars! I think I’m on to something here!!!!!

You’re doing it wrong.

If he keeps up this treatment / smoking cycle, he will end up going to bits.

Since they are naked, I assume at some point bacon strips.

Roses are red…

Fire trucks are red…

Poems are hard…

Bacon!

(Wow! I got to do two poems on bacon! Things are really looking up for me!) ツ

Smoked bacon…yummy!

I like smoked bacon. Heck, I’ve smoked everything else…

I’ve heard of bacon bits, but never bacon butts.

Yes, bacon can be oversmoked.

For a pork bellyache … take at least 2 bacons …!

If smoking cures bacon then smoking is a great cure…

He’s smmmmmm-OO-ken!!