Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 24, 2024

Another cold case.

The fine is nothing to sniff at.

It went viral.

She’s a floozie!

the cop may want to wear gloves when he looks at the ID…

Ugh…

If she was rich, it would be the"Affluenza" (As it is, I think she got it from the car’s computer.)

I use to drive one o’them Fluenza’s! A little small but all-in-all, a pretty nice car.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know, and I don’t care.

Shake his hand and give it to him. That’ll teach him.

There’s a virus going around that makes you forget 80s music. There is no Cure.

I don’t care when I have the flu, either.

Did Dave try to make it rhyme?

She should cause a vac-scene …!

( apologies )

Get a grippe!!

Sweetie, barf on him … show him you’re a solid citizen.

It is illegal to drive when you are too sick to be aware of traffic and obey regulations. Don’t try this excuse at home.

Ha! Here, Take two tickets and call me in the morning.

If i had a dollar for every time someone in front of me didn’t signal, i’d be rich.