Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 13, 2012

A Republican football fan.

And this is wrong how?

I had to laugh at his sarcasm. And hers.But other ‘footballers’ do use theirs hands: the goal keeper can grab the ball, and the others use their hands quite often when they ‘wrestle’ to get at the ball. Of course fouls or penalties in both sports include ‘illegal use of the hands.’ Ha.

Meh full contact golf, now thats a sport! Just imagine Arnold Palmer or Tiger Woods getting tackled as they tee off.

Did Red Cashion come out of retirement?

skeeterhawk: And must use both hands when throwing in an out-of-bounds ball.

I’ll stick to baseball.

Wouldn’t a real republican be drinking tea and eating freedom fries?

gmartin997: Yes, but it is still the use of the hands by a player other than goaltender. You could also claim that the player is out of bounds at the time.

Good luck trying to find an “American Beer” unless you get one of the mini-breweries.