Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 27, 2013
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Man 1: What's up, Ed? Man 2: Oh, just waiting for Donna. She told Rusty and me to stay here until she comes out of the store. Man 1: I'd say the only difference between you and rusty is that you aren't wearing a leash. Ha! Ha! Ha! Man 2: That's what you think.
While out shopping recently, I saw a woman tiredly pushing her basket. She was being followed by an old man on one of the store scooters. He was spewing demands and complaints. Once again I thought, “Thank GOD I don’t have one of those at home.” (No scooter and no old men.)