Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 08, 2020

Have you tried in the dryer?

I went to the bathroom at 1:59 AM and came back to bed at 3:03. ….

Didja find that $1000 expired lottery winner?

Was that Ginger I spotted!

Ewwwww! I thought that the CD was a fried egg at first glance! But the other stuff is disgusting, too!

Could you get rid of that small lizard skeleton?

It’ll turn up in November.

You’ll find it in November.

I live in Saskatchewan, Canada where we don’t have Daylight Savings Time. I rely on cartoons like this that complain about the change to tell me the rest of the world has changed.

Is that an AOL disk under the couch cushion? Yippee free internet.

It takes me about a week to reset my sleep pattern. Daylight saving needs to go away. Set the clocks an hour ahead and leave them there. Teach kids to stay out of the road and how to cross the street.

Don’t most people have Sundays off? So, you can sleep as long as you want and not lose an hour’s sleep.