Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 17, 2020

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    MelanieAltheaMoore Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Even more effective: show him chewing on said pen.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    …Oy…moving right along….

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    drycurt  over 4 years ago

    I brought my own Pilot G2 gel pens for use at work, because the company-supplied pens were cheap junk. I’d lose about 1 every month or two – I’d forget to lock them up. I then painted the ink barrels with white-out. The thefts went down to one every five or six months. I saw some lady in another department with a pen in her mouth that had a painted ink barrel. I told her I painted mine just like that. She handed it to me and said, “you want this one?” The thefts went down to maybe one per year.

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    At Kohl’s yesterday I thought twice and didn’t take my usual free spritz of men’s cologne.

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    Ralph Newbill  over 4 years ago

    Only now my wife is the one stealing, I mean borrowing, them!

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    raybarb44  over 4 years ago

    Not much of a silver lining

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No one is going to come all the way to my house to steal my pen!

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    kf6rro  over 4 years ago

    The virus sucks and all, but social distancing has been the best thing to happen to me in years.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Coming tomorrow: He figures out how to keep people from stealing his lunch out of the break room.

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