Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 03, 2020

Not a good sign.

Start moving the furniture to the second floor.

He’s saying it is too dangerous to go out. I saw that once where one was standing in a storm predicting the end of the world and people were walking back and forth behind him laffing and waving!!

Jim Cantore? He’s a gale-force rockstar!

He’s kneeling in a puddle to make it look deeper.

Now for your local on the eights.

And he still has a 50/50 chance of getting the forecast wrong.

One of our local weathermen couldn’t predict rain if it was already raining.

Why do they always insist on standing out in the storm? Yeah, I know, it’s TV and they want the visual. Idiots.

Why do they always insist on standing knee deep in the water, when you know the guy with the camera is on dry land.

Do you live on top of a hill?

Reminds me of a story told about Mark Twain. On leaving church on a rainy Sunday morning, a lady asked him, “Think it’ll stop?” He responded, “It always has.”