Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 30, 2020

Ya think kid.

Perceptive little guy, ain’t he?

I got pasteurized.

It’s when you’re in over your head!

I thought it was something that was “past your eyes”.

Queen Cleopatra walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty tub.

“Please fill my bath with milk”“Pasteurised?”“Just up to my tits will be fine”

LOL! Good one! I have this board game called “Winning Words” which was basically a game of choosing the right definition for the word given. It was multiple choice. You rolled the die and went to the corresponding number on the card. The lower the number, the easier it was to get it right because they’d give choices that you knew were just silly. For “pasturize,” one of the choices was “putting cows in a pasture.” Hardee-har-har. “Pasturize those cows!”

Sounds like scar tissue talking.

Little bit…

When work piles up to the top of your head, it’s….

Yes, he was pasteurized, and he’s still steamed.

So – it refers to grapes that have turned sour?

The Van Pelt siblings discussed this issue almost 60 years ago.

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1961/02/08

Thought it meant what a wife said at the beach when her husband smiled a really big smile— “Bikini girl walked pasteurize, didn’t she?”

Actually he was “unpasteurized”, his boss wanted to separate the cream from whatever category he was in. Definitions of “productive” vary.

Kids are so naïve! They don’t realize that “bitterness” and “experience” are the same thing!

I was never pasteurized, but in the business buzz words dujour, I was let go, laid off, downsized, rightsized, and impacted. All had the same result.