Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 18, 2021

He’s so proud he can’t stand it.

Of all the things I’ve lost in life, I miss my mind the most.

Somewhere in my home is my Florence Greenberg… I need that so much and I can’t understand where it’s gone… Most other items do reappear fairly quickly… My FG and another recipe book have been missing for months…

I always say that anyone who is perfectly neat and organized don’t know the joy of finding something you completely forgot you had.

I wish I had all the hours I’ve spent looking for stuff back…I’d tack them onto the end of my life and live to be 110!

All Hail the Champion…….

Missing objects aren’t really lost; they’re waiting for you in next week.

I lost my virginity long ago, but if I found it, I’d just be trying to lose it again.

“They” say that “things are always in the last place you look.” That’s bunk! I’ve quit looking lots of times, and the item wasn’t in the last place I looked.

Most of what I’m missing is likely right here in this room.