Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 22, 2023

You’re young so you believe everything i say.

“Wow, Dad, you’re sure stupid!” “That’s because you’re sixteen, sweetie.”

My son told me my feet are huge. Compared to a 5yr old they’re ginormus!

“I don’t know, I haven’t been there.”

And I’ll get ’dumber" as you get older.

I think life is different on other planets. Hopefully, it’s better than here.

We may well be the galactic funny farm.

Well sweetie, on the planet Bachelor, life is wonderful! We walked around in our underwear, left the toilet seat up, and never worried about whether the curtains and the throw pillows matched

Six more years and she’ll be the “know-it-all.”

Yep, it was about that age I realized all languages were the same but with different accents. (Of course, my language school was Warner Bros. cartoons.)