Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 10, 2024
September 09, 2024
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Transcript:
Woman: Please tell me you didn't just wipe your sweaty face on the dish towel. Man: Ok. I didn't. Woman: But I just saw you do it. Man: But you said to tell you I didn't. I figure this way we're both happy.
OK, here’s a related rant: People who use napkins, which are ON THEIR LAPS, IN A RESTAURANT, to wipe their noses then put the napkin back on their laps to later wipe their mouths. AND, some poor unsuspecting waitstaff is going to come along pick up the once-napkin-now-snot-rag. YECH!!!! Those people should never be allowed to eat in the company of ANYone!
sbenton7684 10 days ago
Done it… been there… didn’t get caught…
Daltongang Premium Member 10 days ago
Typical, you give em what they want and they are still unhappy.
coffeeturtle 10 days ago
It’s a trap!
Chris Sherlock 9 days ago
“They ask the questions, they give you the answers, and you’re still wrong.”—Andy Capp (if I’m remembering correctly).
dogday Premium Member 9 days ago
OK, here’s a related rant: People who use napkins, which are ON THEIR LAPS, IN A RESTAURANT, to wipe their noses then put the napkin back on their laps to later wipe their mouths. AND, some poor unsuspecting waitstaff is going to come along pick up the once-napkin-now-snot-rag. YECH!!!! Those people should never be allowed to eat in the company of ANYone!