Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 20, 2024

Or find a new home for the little archery targets

Multiple cats? That’s asking for it.

A beautiful beach filled with cats.

I think she’s asking a lot of a creature without opposable thumbs.

Cue The Bangles: “Walk Like An Egyptian “.

My cat is a very tidy kitty X

Because, unfortunately, it gets stuck in their paws and scoop away is worse than the original kitty liter.

As George Carlin said, when you turn the light on, with the cat in the box, it says “…alright, I’m going to throw the s—t everywhere (paraphrased).”

That sounds about right, for both Carlin and the cat.

Psycho!!

Reason #67 why I don’t own a pet.