Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 12, 2024

You gave up on long hair, so he needn’t shave

I think he’d better look again.

Adds grime and stench to his alleged charms.

You go right ahead and look at it that way while you sleep on the sofa.

Husband has dementia and doesn’t ever think to take a shower. Whenever I tell him before we leave the house, he doesn’t believe me when I say it’s been a week (or more).

I’m trying to figure out if lazy adds to his “charm” and selfish adds to his “personality”, or is lazy more of a personality thing, and being charmingly selfish to boot?

ooohhh yeah!

Oh no! No! No! No!