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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 22, 2025
Transcript:
Man: I feel guilty. I left my shopping cart by my car today, instead of putting it in the cart corral. Woman: Since we're confessing, I got a dollar in the mail to answer a survey, but I threw away the survey and kept it. Man: At least when we die, we'll go to the same place.
I get junk mail with a nickel in it. I don’t feel guilty keeping it. Not much of a bribe. If they need money, why are they giving it out?