Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 22, 2025

I get junk mail with a nickel in it. I don’t feel guilty keeping it. Not much of a bribe. If they need money, why are they giving it out?

According to the Bible, or was it what I learned in CCD classes, a sin is a sin, all are serious and the punishment is the same…

Yeah, but it’s just to Heck.

No.

If you carefully place the cart next to (not in but at the neutral center of two face-to-face handicap spaces, not blocking access to either space or safe egress from the vehicle), it may be of use to somebody with mobility issues in getting into the store, especially if the cart corral is some distance from the handicap parking spaces as is usually the case. Blocking a space or in a position that may damage the vehicle on the other hand deserves being placed at the back of the cart corral and having a dozen carts forcefully slammed into you.

He’s wrong, of course — we don’t all go to the same place when we die. Some of us opt for burial, some choose cremation.

They’re going to Heck, ruled by the Prince of Insufficient Light?

I remember when Neilsen would send like 7 bucks or so… like found money!… (still wasn’t able to go to Disneyworld tho!)

Hmmm. I thought sins were supposed to be more exciting and fun to commit.

Big difference in the two. Keeping unsolicited money mailed to you is your prerogative. You don’t owe them anything. Leaving your cart out in the way of other people’s parking spot is, in my opinion, a self centered non caring act.

i’m always impressed with the folks who are able to take their cart back to the “corral,” but unable to go the last inch and push the cart inside the others. if the folks working that shift aren’t on the ball you end up with a long string of carts that are just gently nudging each other… ☺