Red and Rover by Brian Basset for February 26, 2013
Transcript:
When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut. I think I would make a terrific space man. I already like Tang, I have my own helmet, and I rarely ever get motion sickness. Unlike another potential space traveler I (ahem) know. I'll get someone to crack a window.
So glad he doesn’t realize the the prize many NASA Engineers and Techs will get for reaching the Moon is a “Pink Slip.”
“Congratulations, you’ve fulfilled one of Mankind’s oldest Dreams, you’re fired!”