Red and Rover by Brian Basset for February 27, 2013
Transcript:
When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut. The knowledge gained in space can only benefit mankind. Astronauts have been known to get seated in crowded restaurants without having to wait for a table. How does not waiting for a table benefit mankind? I get horribly cranky if I go too long without food.
That only benefits you and perhaps a handful of people at the restaurant, Red. Then there would be others who would be PO’d that you took their table. You wouldn’t be the only person who gets cranky without food.