Red and Rover by Brian Basset for October 29, 2013
Transcript:
Rover: Well, have you finally decided what we're going to be for Halloween? Red: Not yet. I wish I knew for sure which type of costume brings home the most candy scary, funny, or safe and boring? Rover: Isn't there a government grant you can apply for to study that? Red: Dunno. But if there isn't, there sure should be.
I can just hear it now—“I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you choose a Halloween costume!” Now, that would be scary!