Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 07, 2015
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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson hidden treasures of the newseum interactive hall of fluff don't miss the interactive wall of every photo ever taken of paris hilton, which updates every 15 minutes. interactive bloviatorium hundreds of life-like famous talking heads, all ready to yammer inanities interactively. mystery news hole (also interactive) it seems to get smaller and smaller! is it an optical illusion, or something more sinister?
A lot of Internet bandwidth freed up when grid hub routers all installed blovation filtering software. People expressly seeking blovation were forced to go back to dial-up connections and cable tv.