Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 23, 2016
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born january 8, 1935 died august 16, 1977 remembering elvis iris: i fixed elvis a fried banana-and-sponge sandwich at least once a day for over 16 years. if he didn't get his fried banana-and-sponge sandwich he'd commence to yellin' & carryin'-on & ululatin' & rendin' his garments & walkin' in tight circles & claimin' he'd become death the destroyer of worlds & i don't know whatall. iris duvalle, sous-frycook, memphis recipe combine 2 slices white bread 1 banana sliced lengthwise 1 kitchen sponge (clean) pan-fry in butter to taste. serve with pork gravy & kudzu. shrub: i never met the man but his damn dog came by nearly every day. a shrub, memphis barapti: the elvis of my recollection is the wild young rackabilly, his hair slick with yak butter, reaching your very soul with a honeyed voice & a few easy chords, not the bloated self-caricature of the later years. also his film work with ann-margret stands out. barapti spalambo, tibet elvis 1: well, yesterday we were all gonna go in the bathroom & overdose on a combination of pharmaceuticals as a, you know, gesture. then we decided, nah, life's too short. elvis 2: you know what? i'm going to start dressing like robert goulet instead. the elvisionairies, las vegas
Elvis started the “Cult of Elvis” as a protective measure for himself. Once he became an ageless vampire he knew he had to sunset his life and leave. However he created a person to take his place and he was the one that died. The vampire Elvis is safe among the cult, he does get remarks he looks remarkable like the dead Elvis Aaron Presley buy those who see him and hear is dulcet voice. He and Bruce Lee go out at night to take on criminals and kill them and sup on their hemoplasm every third night.