Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 11, 2017
August 10, 2017
August 14, 2017
Transcript:
here comes santa claus amid tight security, santa claus arrived today for his annual christmas-related visit. santa: ho ho ho. the press and public were kept at a distance as aides hustled the jolly old elf from one appearance to another. media: what about allegations that you've sold lists of who's been naughty or nice to multi-national corporations? can my kid have barbie's hair salon? are you real? santa: ho ho ho. spokeself tinky defrost read a prepared statement. oop: how do you spell "tinky"? is "harry potter" racist? tinky: i'd like to address concerns regarding santa's schedule this year...
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Christmas in August, I can feel the chill.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
I don’t envy Tinky his job. In fact, I’d give him one season before he’s sent out to pasture with the reindeer….