Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 07, 2021

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richard's poor almanac the eight nine planets richard & amy thompson cut this out & carry it with you. everything will be fine. my very excellent mother just seems unhinged nowadays. mother: nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine nine nine nine nine nine nine. nine pizzas. oop: mother. go inside the house, please. pizza make vulgar, embarrasing, monotonous jokes saying "uranus." not. boy: lookit! i see a ring around us! oop: no. many venerated experts made jest, screwing up mnemonic. expert 1: ha-ha! expert 2: ho-ho! no more pluto! expert 3: where pluto go? expert 4: eight pizzas! hee hee international astronomical union