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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 14, 2025
March 12, 2025
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Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. ice 346 cream 346 flavors ice cream - several suspicious flavors (spongesqueezing, maybeberry, death by vanilla, thingy & coutertop) listed merely to boost the total to 346. lugubrio's since 1904 lugubrio's - grim edifice & decay-ing waitstaff prompted patron complaints of anxiety & depression. also, gaping hole blown through salad bar sneezeguard. mughraeibhnaorheach - undeter-minable ethnicity - scandinavian? gaelic? urdu? plus most dishes on menu contain gravel, silt or pumice. homerule authentic d.c. cuisine homerule authentic d.c. cuisine - there is no such thing, not since they closed down all the "little taverns."
SteveHL about 15 hours ago
Can’t always get good pumice nowadays.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 10 hours ago
I guess “HomeRule” is some kind of inside joke, but I don’t get it.
k8zhd about 8 hours ago
I have a fit of giggling at so many of Mr Thompson’s “Restaurant Closing” pages. This one did it to me with “gravel, silt or pumice.”
stamps about 8 hours ago
Was that a vegan alien that burst out of the salad bar?
PoodleGroomer about 8 hours ago
Steak House: Mentally ill cook adding personal waste to customer’s food.