Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 14, 2011
Transcript:
RJ: Tornado's coming! Quick! Inside this dark, mysterious cave, TNT! TNT: Please don't let me step in any guano! Meanwhile, half a mile away! Man: The TV says to seek shelter immediately, and me all alone with this busted leg! I just had to tell my daughter I didn't need her help, and now look at me! And why am I talking to myself so loud?! Rip: Whoa! Hold up, midnight! I swear I just heard someone soliloquy for help!
Still laughing over the “soliloquy” for help! I tell you, the world needs a RIP HAYWIRE musical! Veridian, where are you when we need you? :-)