Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 07, 2012
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While Rip dashes off to hop a prison train, let's follow that little "scrappy don't" Trip - now where'd he run off to? Trip: Bark - woof! Girl: Did you hear a dog bark? Lady: I actually heard one speak - sounded like Don Rickles. Girl: Hey! It's RJ's new puppy, Trip. RJ hasn't texted me in like 10 minutes. Trouble? Lady: You haven't spent much time with the big Haywire - it's gotta be trouble.
HAH! Trip went for Reinforcements…..And they both qualify for Honorary Status as B.L.O.N.D.E.S. Agents Too! [ That’s "Bureau of Law, Order, National Defense and Extreme Sanctions / Sexiness for you newer Hooligans ], Which reminds Me : Dan, What does G.U.N.S. stand for? Anyway a Heartfelt Thank You for all the Well Wishes Yesterday :-) and While HUGPOUNCESZZZ are NOT Contagious they should never be administered when one is at less than Peak Physical Condition! (Who Wants a Puny POUNCESZZZ?) Have a great Weekend and I’ll see ya Next Week! Now …Where’s I put that Bottle of Nyquil??