Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 09, 2012
January 07, 2012
January 10, 2012
Transcript:
Rip is posing as Sheriff Mac Cactus to bust a thug out of a prison train! (It's a long story.) Rip: Boy, uh, howdy, fellow lawmen! Where can a cowboy-type guy get some mexi-fries around here? Man: All spicy snacks have been outlawed on this trip, sir! These prisoners are some of the meanest we've ever handled! Rip: Don't sweat it, kid - we're not about to fall prey to any "con air" shenanigans. Man: Umph! I need to toss my cookies again. Rip: Sweet gravy - I think it's time you find another line of work! Man: Hurk! This - is why they - banned the - mexi-fries!
just saw a promo for the “Haywire” movie… are you A) going to be really rich, real soon… B) suing their butts off… or C) happy to see Cobra found a gig…