Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2012

Transcript:

Rip: Woof! What's the deal with this cat? It's like Garfield ate Oprah! Uh-oh, somebody's coming! Lady: Honey, I'm tired of stealing the villagers' gold! Let's just get married and take off before they find out! Man: Nonsense! We'll stick to the plan: distract the villagers with cat worship... Cat: Mew. Man: And then blame the missing gold on those saps we found aat the beach. They'll get tossed into the volcano and we'll honeymoon! Lady: Oh honey, you know I love how you needlessly go over our plans in full!