Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 09, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: You're going to kill him now? No foreplay? Crystal: Nopers! Send in the tigers! Cobra: Sheesh, that prison pit stinks! Are you going to kill Rip via smell? Crystal: In a few minutes you will hear shrieks of terror as seven tigers find your unwilling man-slave! Cobra: Seven tigers! That's a bit harsh, crystal! Crystal: You're right, there won't be enough rip chunks to go around. We'll give the cats some snacks later.
Aww… The poor puddy tats.